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An old lady is rocking
away the last of her days on her front porch. She is reflecting on
her long life, when all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears
and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I've always wanted
to be really rich."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful
princess."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"And your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of
them.
"Ooh-can you change him into a handsome prince?" she
asks.
*** POOF*** There before her stands a young man, more handsome
than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten.
With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the
porch and leans over close to her. And then he whispers in her
ear:
"NOW I bet you're sorry you had me neutered..." |
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