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Bubba died in a fire
and his body was so badly burned that the morgue
needed someone to ID the body. So they called up his two
friends, Jim Bob and
Billy Joe, to come and try to ID the body.
Jim Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet, and Jim
Bob said
"Yep, he's burnt purty bad. Roll him over."
So, the mortician rolled
him over, and Jim Bob looked at his butt and said "No, dat
ain't Bubba."
The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was kind of
strange.
Then he brought in Billy Joe to ID the body, and Billy Joe looked
at him
and said "Yep, he's burnt real bad. Roll him
over." The mortician rolled
him over, and Billy Joe looked down at his butt and said "No,
dat ain't
Bubba."
The mortician said "How can you tell?"
Billy Joe said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yep. Everyone in town knew it, too. Every time
the three of us went to
town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes |
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